#uh... thy maternal progenitor

[yet-another-clown]

dost thou truly dare to challenge me to undertake that which I could accomplish even in slumber? I trust thou art satisfied with mine performance, esteemed reblogger, for it is but a spectacle arranged solely for thy amusement. do not impugn upon my noble lineage merely by reason that my avatar dost resemble the illustrious shrek.

the urge to speak like a victorian gentleman haunts my every waking moment